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Sunday Afternoon Comedy Minute

February 10, 2008

I must give the credit of this joke to Newman’s Own Organic Raisins.

Q: What did the grape farmer whisper to his organic grapes each night?

A: Good night little ones. You’re my raisin d’être.

Thanks and good night.

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  1. Linz permalink
    February 10, 2008 11:21 pm

    Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?

    Joon: They scare me.

    Sam: Yeah me too

    Joon: It’s sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.

    Sam: It’s a shame about raisins.

    Joon: Cannibals.
    *I hope you have seen Benny and Joon. If not, it still ties in I think.

  2. February 12, 2008 4:18 am

    i do believe that “aitch” is how you would spell the name of the letter “H.” i think i actually had that word in a spelling bee once. but i didn’t win. i did, however, place third in the geography bee in fifth grade. this was the highlight of my life.

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